W. Bruce Cameron writes an award winning column, and not just the "best columnist in the whole house excluding the children" award: the National Society of Newspaper Columnists voted Bruce's column the # 1 best humor columnist for newspapers with a circulation of over 100,000 in 2003 and again in 2006.

Bruce's column is available everywhere through Creators Syndicate. If you do NOT have his column in your newspaper, ask yourself, why not? Or better yet, ask your NEWSPAPER why not. We're not suggesting violent threats or anything, but shouldn't your newspaper get with the program, here?

You can read Bruce's newest column, or take a look at a few of the most recent postings.

Two of Bruce's most famous columns, The Chili Judge, and 8 Simple Rules for Dating My Teenage Daughter, are permanently posted here, the rest rotate.

Look back to this website often for frequent updates, and for news on when you'll be able to buy Bruce's columns in a book!

Dear Santa - Posted 12/20/2008
My son and Santa Claus have been pen pals every Christmas since he first learned to write. Traditionally, letters to Saint Nick are stuffed in the stockings hanging over the wood stove we call our "fireplace," and are answered via the same mysterious process that allows the jolly old elf to descend down a six-inch stove pipe every Christmas Eve.

Renting Skis - Posted 12/01/2008
Everyone needs a hobby. Mine is renting snow-ski equipment. (I don't ever ski, because by the time I've sat through several hours of clotted traffic on the Interstate Slow-way System, stood in line to buy lift tickets, wrestled through seven layers of inner, outer and underwear so I can use the bathroom, and then struggled with a few thousand strangers through a winding maze of ropes to reach the chair lift, I never have time for more than one run down the mountain-hardly what one could call a hobby.)

Last Piece of Ice - Posted 11/15/2008
When I was a young boy there was nothing so thrilling as exchanging the boredom of school for the boredom of summer vacation. I'd trudge through those last days of the academic year with fatigue weighing my every step. I'd sit at my desk, numb and dull, awaiting the last bell of the last day.

"It makes my day when Bruce's column comes in, because it gives me something FUN to read. Slogging through lists and advice columns can be pretty tedious. His writing always make me laugh. It's good therapy, laughter, and it's said it heals the body and mind.. So in a way, Bruce is something of a mental-heath-care worker, or a doctor or...awww, no he's not. He's just a goofball."

—Maria Cote, Editor
Rocky Mountain News

"W. Bruce Cameron is the perfect antidote for a Blue Monday. You can get up, shower and read a column or two and the next thing you know the world isn't such a bad place to be after all."

—Walter Veazey, Features Editor
Scripps Howard News Service

"It's rare to read a columnist who is so consistently laugh-out-loud funny! Bruce Cameron is a master of humorous dialogue and can make virtually any topic funny — from wrong numbers to ethics. His writing is crisp and tight. Bruce sets up his jokes quickly and packs a huge number into a column."

—National Society of Newspaper Columnists

"Bruce Cameron has a hilarious take on the trials and tribulations of the suburban dad. His weekly columns, like his books and televison scriptwriting, are both clever and endearing."

—Rick Newcombe, President,
Creators Syndicate

The National Society of Newspaper Columnists voted W. Bruce Cameron the #1 humor columnist for 2003.

"I save Bruce Cameron's columns in anticipation of arguing with a future wife over if and when we should have children. I figure they'll help me postpone the inevitable — at least for a few minutes as she reads them."

—Zach Everson

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