W. Bruce Cameron writes an award winning column, and not just the "best columnist in the whole house excluding the children" award: the National Society of Newspaper Columnists voted Bruce's column the # 1 best humor columnist for newspapers with a circulation of over 100,000 in 2003 and again in 2006.

Bruce's column is available everywhere through Creators Syndicate. If you do NOT have his column in your newspaper, ask yourself, why not? Or better yet, ask your NEWSPAPER why not. We're not suggesting violent threats or anything, but shouldn't your newspaper get with the program, here?

You can read Bruce's newest column, or take a look at a few of the most recent postings.

Two of Bruce's most famous columns, The Chili Judge, and 8 Simple Rules for Dating My Teenage Daughter, are permanently posted here, the rest rotate.

Look back to this website often for frequent updates, and for news on when you'll be able to buy Bruce's columns in a book!

Woman Marries Dolphin - Posted 04/09/2008
Not so long ago, there were no cell phones. When you drove to someone's house, you were expected to know how to get there; you didn't call them at every turn for the next half-mile's worth of directions. When you listened to talk radio, only other people called in, people who had nothing better to do and could phone the program because they were locked away in insane asylums.

Cell Phone Rules - Posted 03/31/2008
Not so long ago, there were no cell phones. When you drove to someone's house, you were expected to know how to get there; you didn't call them at every turn for the next half-mile's worth of directions. When you listened to talk radio, only other people called in, people who had nothing better to do and could phone the program because they were locked away in insane asylums.

8 Simple Rules for Dieting - Posted 1/29/2008
With every new pronouncement made by nutrition experts, it is becoming more and more difficult for Americans to obtain a simple, clear answer to what is, for most of us, the key question about our diets: “How can I avoid exercise and eat lots of fatty foods and yet still have the body of a fashion model?”

"It makes my day when Bruce's column comes in, because it gives me something FUN to read. Slogging through lists and advice columns can be pretty tedious. His writing always make me laugh. It's good therapy, laughter, and it's said it heals the body and mind.. So in a way, Bruce is something of a mental-heath-care worker, or a doctor or...awww, no he's not. He's just a goofball."

—Maria Cote, Editor
Rocky Mountain News

"W. Bruce Cameron is the perfect antidote for a Blue Monday. You can get up, shower and read a column or two and the next thing you know the world isn't such a bad place to be after all."

—Walter Veazey, Features Editor
Scripps Howard News Service

"It's rare to read a columnist who is so consistently laugh-out-loud funny! Bruce Cameron is a master of humorous dialogue and can make virtually any topic funny — from wrong numbers to ethics. His writing is crisp and tight. Bruce sets up his jokes quickly and packs a huge number into a column."

—National Society of Newspaper Columnists

"Bruce Cameron has a hilarious take on the trials and tribulations of the suburban dad. His weekly columns, like his books and televison scriptwriting, are both clever and endearing."

—Rick Newcombe, President,
Creators Syndicate

The National Society of Newspaper Columnists voted W. Bruce Cameron the #1 humor columnist for 2003.

"I save Bruce Cameron's columns in anticipation of arguing with a future wife over if and when we should have children. I figure they'll help me postpone the inevitable — at least for a few minutes as she reads them."

—Zach Everson

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