HOW TO REMODEL A MAN
Updated: Mar 8, 2023
Tips and Techniques on Accomplishing Something You Know is Impossible but Want to Try Anyway
How to Remodel a Man offers concrete, step by step instructions for actually changing the character and behavior of men. Keen insight into the male of the species by one of its own, will for the first time shed light on such mysterious subjects as “Why can’t men open a refrigerator and see the mayonnaise?”
With clear, step-by-step instructions for actually altering the character and behavior of the male of the species, you’ll learn:
What to do when men pretend not to be able to do housework
How to tell a man that no matter how much he yells at the television, he’s not really a member of the team
Why the male body smells like it is decomposing
What to do when men cut themselves on the competitive edge
How to contact the male brain via the ears
About tools and why men need to have all of them
Men may be from Mars but they’re not going back
About changing the toilet paper roll-a 12 step program
How to take a man to the opera and what to do about the resulting coma
Why men think shirts have a sniff test
How to train a man to put the toilet seat down even though he’s got lots of good arguments why it should be left up
This ground-breaking book is a must-read for anyone who is related to a man in any fashion.
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The premise is funniest when it gets specific—the mayonnaise hunt and toilet-paper-roll “12-step program” make the impossible feel recognizably domestic. The step-by-step framing even brings to mind a sliding puzzle solver: small moves may help, though people aren’t puzzles to rearrange.
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This piece has a playful way of looking at relationships and the things people imagine they can change about one another. The remodeling metaphor works because it keeps the humor grounded in everyday life. It also made me think of the title You Make This House a Home, which captures the warmer side of how a person changes a shared space. Thanks for an entertaining read with a recognizable truth underneath it.